Seven Year Switch- Episode 3 Recap

Just like the sex lives of the shows couples, the Seven Year Switch has fizzled into a barren void of nothingness. It feels like we are feeling season 6 fatigue, but it’s only the third episode!

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But three episodes in and amazingly the contestants still seem oblivious to the fact that they’re on a reality show. This week all of them were super grateful that their new partners have decided to spend time with them doing things which they usually couldn’t do with their partners at home. Yeah… because they had an actual choice to do anything better?

Personally, I’d rather stay at home and pick my toe nails than play golf with Brad. But if I was on a reality show with the sole purpose of spending time with the guy, then I guess I’d better chuck on my best argyle and get to it.

So hold your applause Brad, Jackie is contractually obliged to play golf with you. And the same goes for all of the couples, who are so quick to applaud their new partners for simply partaking in the show. Because that’s all they are doing. They don’t care about your shitty little hobbies.

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The real applause should be for whoever gets paid to advertise this pathetic excuse of a television show, because damn they are good! Every week I see the adverts and get super pumped to watch that week’s episode, and each time I am so disappointed and bored…
They promise me drama and I get half an hour of moping around and whining instead! But then I see the ad for next week and oh my god! I have to tune in next week because that is when the drama starts! And so the vicious cycle continues…

But seriously, can the editor wake up and get snipping – we are on week 3 and only up to day 2! And nothing has happened! The main problem with the show is that all of the contestants obviously internalise – so how can we possibly know what’s going on!

Tim and Ryan? They’ve probably had emotional epiphanies for all I know, but as if those two bricks are going to harp on to a camera about it.
But maybe I’m being too harsh, because it was worth tuning in this week just to hear Jason refer to himself as “The King of Not Getting Any.” Poor guy.